179+ Funny Love Quotes To Make You Laugh Out Loud
To love someone or being loved by someone is the most amazing feeling in the world. How the person you love the most will know your feelings? Well, you have to express your feelings to your loved one. You don’t always have to look serious while expressing your love for someone. Mix your words and actions with a little humor. Your partner will find your moments together more special and memorable. Funny Love Quotes are an excellent way of expressing your love and at the same time relieving the stress of daily living.
Throwing cute, funny love words to your loved one gives a whole new meaning to the relationship. Sentiments and feelings play a significant role in our lives rather.
No matter where you are, take some time to share funny and cute love quotes with your beloved. It makes both the partners feel more comfortable with each other, thus making the relationship even more strong.
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Couples do funny fights and joke around as it increases love between them. Laughter strengthens your relationship and brings you a lot closer to your partner. Humor binds people together. To be with the person, you adore the most brings a huge smile to your face. But the entertaining moments you spend together will make you crave more for each other’s presence.
To bring a little color to your relationship here we are sharing some funniest love quotes that will make you laugh. Without further ado let’s have a look!
Marry a man of your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
A judge married me. I should have asked for a jury.
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu… But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you.
A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
It was n’t the love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
I wish falling in love has traffic lights too so that I would know if I should go for it, slow down, or just stop.
Loving someone who does not love you means waiting for a shark to fly or a spider to have gills.
Stop waiting for the prince charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.
If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.
Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.
Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
It’s a good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
It is cute when a boy gets jealous, but when a girls gets jealous world war 3 is about to start.
True love is truly amazing only when it’s truly true.
Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the husband.
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
I had a dream that I still loved you…I think I woke up screaming.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
If she happens to fall, I’ll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterward.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
The four most important words in any marriage…I’ll do the dishes.
If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.
You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
You are the cheese to my macaroni.
Love= A form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world.
Hi, I am Mr. Right someone told me you were looking for me.
I love you “This” much! That’s not very much: /
And at a touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?”
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.
Love is being stupid together.
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships nowadays.
If you text ‘I love you’ to a person, and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.
Men or shoes? Choose shoes they last longer.
Whoever told me to follow my heart is going to be shanked. Follow your brain; your heart is an idiot.
Remember, your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words.
You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
My wife and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”
I love you, and it’s getting worse.
A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.”
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
The key to a successful relationship is to clear your internet history.
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love, or I had smallpox.
After a while, I eventually fell in love, and there was nobody to pick me up.
Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling in love with you?
If there’s no love in the world… let’s make some.
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
My wife loves me so much; she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on perfume that smells like a computer.
Forget the butterflies; I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
Love is like playing bridge if you don’t have a good partner; it’s good to have a good hand at least.
Marriage is really tough as you have to deal with the feelings and lawyers.
Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
In any perfect relationship, men should remember it’s a matter of direction; she takes what’s right, and you take what’s left.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.
I love you like a fat kid loves the cake.
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.
Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from.
True love is singing karaoke ‘Under Pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.
I slipped on a banana peel, and I fell in love with the person who helped me up.
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care.’ When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.
If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.
I love you forever… but I can’t live that long.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, ‘Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!
The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.
Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.
I’m happy with my relationship status: I’m about to get married. I just don’t know to whom yet.
True love comes quietly without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of its missing, and what’s there stinks.
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
I love you more than beer and I really bear.
Don’t break someone’s heart they have only one. Break their bones they have 206 of them.
I love you like how potbellied policemen are obsessed with donuts.
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think— in a deeper voice.
Loss for words? Give that person a hug. It’s worth a thousand and more. Plus, it’s free!
They say true love hides behind every corner, I must be walking in circles.
Love is a lot like a backache, it does not show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.”
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, one thing is for certain either the car is new or the wife is.
Calling me cute is nice. Calling me beautiful is great but calling me yours is all I want to hear.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole.
I love you even when I am really really hungry.
I promise to love you even through football season.
I’m going to get married again because I’m more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.
Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for you’re the rest of your life is a miracle.
Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.
The words “I love you” take two seconds to say, two hours to explain and a lifetime to prove.
Love with old men is as the sun upon the snow, it dazzles more than it warms.
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
It is important to see the real character of the person you will marry first before sealing the deal. How? Give him a slow internet service. They say that lag brings out the real you.
Always adore your husband and trust him and transfer as much property as you can to your name.
This is as close as I can get to describing it – a hot pancake with butter melting on top and a steaming cup of coffee as soon as I open my eyes. That’s how wonderful it is to wake up knowing you are mine and I am yours.
That awkward moment when you realize you’re falling in love and all you can think is, “oh crap.”
I will never deny that life isn’t fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.
Love is out there somewhere and when i find it its going to do all the laundry.
Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them… except love them again.
You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
Screw flirting. I’ll win you over with my awkwardness.
True love is spending the rest of your life with the person you wish to kill. But not doing so because you will miss him/her.
A previous relationship is called Ex not because of the past. Ex is short for expired.
I know there are a lot of fish in the sea but you are my Nemo.
A divorce can cost thousands of dollars, so love is great.
Marriages do not have any guarantee. If you want assurance go and live with a car.
I seriously swear I am not up to good particularly when I am alone with you.
My heart skips a beat when I see you or I face a difficult enemy in a game.
I want someone who just stops playing game to answer my phone call.
If I share my chocolate and pizza with you, it means I love you.
We both together are just like the copy and paste.
Keep your messages short as I don’t want to read an essay on my phone.
Love: not knowing what you are talking about.
Love is like algebra; you look at X and wonder Y.
Let’s flip the coin. Tails, you are mine. Heads I am yours.
Love is actually a state of mind that has nothing to do with mind.
The world really needs less paperwork and more love.
I hate your old car, I hate your smelly socks, I hate the way you talk to me, I hate the way you are always correct.
I had bad luck in my both marriages. First wife left and second did not.
A husband who says his wife can’t take jokes forgets she took him.
They say you can’t live without love. Well, I guess oxygen is more important.
I did not know what the true happiness is, then I got married, but it was too late by then.
It is not real love if you never have been blocked before.
Don’t fall in love. Instead fall from a bridge as it hurts less.
True love is like a walk in the park—Jurassic Park.
Arguing with wife is just like getting arrested. The more you speak the more it goes against you.
Dear ladies, when a husband says he will fix it, he definitely will. There is no need to remind him every hour about it.
He stole my heart? Time to take revenge. I am going to take his last name.
They say love is blind. I say love is deaf, love is dumb.
You are holding my heart in your hands, don’t clap.
If a guy pauses his game to text you back, he surely loves you.
Love a girl for her personality; she has like 10 so you can choose.
A man is not in true love until he understands every word his girl is not saying.
I am selfish because I do not want to share you with anybody in the whole life.
I am not drunk. I am just being less classy and more fun.
The secret of a happy marriage is still a secret.
A man’s heart in love always exceeds speed or gets parked at a wrong place.
Love is a cigar that can explode anytime, but we smoke it willingly.
Love relationships are like fat people, most of them are not interested in work out.
If your wife’s mood is not good, ask her that you will do the dishes.
My relationship status always remains the same, complicated.
I get jealous seeing my boyfriend talking to his wife.
Love is not complicated, people are.
Love? No thank you I have a pizza instead.
I can love you until the judge asks me to stop doing that.
Online dating is the best. You can break up without leaving the house.
Love is sitting on the bench leaving both the corners empty.
Never tattoo the name of a person thinking it is your true love.
Love is a disease but it makes you feel better.
Love has always been a goldmine of materials for comedians. Funny quotes about love result from comics riffling on romance. If you see your partner is not in a good mood text him the funny love quotes presented above. He/she will definitely smile.